Karaoke in The Grapes? Who came up with that?

Me and the awd feller went to The Grapes on Mathew Street yesterday.

Nice place, where The Beatles used to go for a bevvy a million years ago, yada yada.

The toilets are a hell hole, but who can argue with two pints for a fiver, in town?

Not us.

Just save it up until you get home, I say. Don't break the seal and you'll be fine.

Anyway, the pints were lovely but who the frig came up with the idea of karaoke - at 4 o'clock in the afternoon?

Afternoons in The Grapes are for pints and The Beatles on the jukebox not a feller dressed in a PVC gimp suit on a lead singing 'Always On my Mind'.

You know I'm right.