Your, you're...who cares?
Tuesday 4 June 2013
Monday 3 June 2013
Things I read on Facebook ...today's subject is camels
"I'm sweating like a camel's arsehole"
I know it's hot and we're not used to it, but...that's fucking BEAUTIFUL.
I know it's hot and we're not used to it, but...that's fucking BEAUTIFUL.
Sunday 27 January 2013
Armchair football managers
Liverpool FC did well today.
No, they didn't.
We (this is a collective 'we') got pasted by Oldham FC. I enjoyed the commentary on Twitter by the city's footballing experts who also work as bin men, drivers, in shops, factories, building sites and officers in their spare time:
I'm going to swallow this defeat, drink a beer, kiss my LFC badge, dream of better days....and have a nice big vigorous wank.
Not the start we wanted.
Not the result we wanted.
What a shite match. I'm hoping this huge Chinese will improve matters
dont (sic) worry lfc fans. You still have the best players in the world.
One of the worst games i have ever seen Liverpool play in, onwards and upwards YNWA#lfc
The last one is my favourite. OPTIMISM.
No, they didn't.
We (this is a collective 'we') got pasted by Oldham FC. I enjoyed the commentary on Twitter by the city's footballing experts who also work as bin men, drivers, in shops, factories, building sites and officers in their spare time:
I'm going to swallow this defeat, drink a beer, kiss my LFC badge, dream of better days....and have a nice big vigorous wank.
Not the start we wanted.
Not the result we wanted.
What a shite match. I'm hoping this huge Chinese will improve matters
dont (sic) worry lfc fans. You still have the best players in the world.
One of the worst games i have ever seen Liverpool play in, onwards and upwards YNWA#lfc
The last one is my favourite. OPTIMISM.
Karaoke in The Grapes? Who came up with that?
Me and the awd feller went to The Grapes on Mathew Street yesterday.
Nice place, where The Beatles used to go for a bevvy a million years ago, yada yada.
The toilets are a hell hole, but who can argue with two pints for a fiver, in town?
Not us.
Just save it up until you get home, I say. Don't break the seal and you'll be fine.
Anyway, the pints were lovely but who the frig came up with the idea of karaoke - at 4 o'clock in the afternoon?
Afternoons in The Grapes are for pints and The Beatles on the jukebox not a feller dressed in a PVC gimp suit on a lead singing 'Always On my Mind'.
You know I'm right.
Nice place, where The Beatles used to go for a bevvy a million years ago, yada yada.
The toilets are a hell hole, but who can argue with two pints for a fiver, in town?
Not us.
Just save it up until you get home, I say. Don't break the seal and you'll be fine.
Anyway, the pints were lovely but who the frig came up with the idea of karaoke - at 4 o'clock in the afternoon?
Afternoons in The Grapes are for pints and The Beatles on the jukebox not a feller dressed in a PVC gimp suit on a lead singing 'Always On my Mind'.
You know I'm right.
Tuesday 1 January 2013
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